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For lots of thrills and chills take a fun ride through our Galactic Getaways Wormhole Theme Park. If you like roller coasters and slides this trip is for you! Free souvenir hat included! Remember no Galactic Getaways trip is complete without a stop at Saturn's famous Rings Cafe, home of the award-winning onion rings whose flavor is out of this world. Guaranteed to satisfy every sophisticated or unsophisticated taste bud!

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