My name is Peg "Pork" Hanson
and I am a professional pig roper. I own and operate the one
and only International School For Pig Roping, located here
in the United States of America. Besides my pigs, I also raise
and professionally train black ants. My ants hold the title
of National Champions at the National Ant Racing Competitions
here in the United States of America.
I can tell you right now, that all animals communicate and
have thoughts and feelings just like we do. I also know animals
can see spirits. When we had a disgruntled spirit causing
mischief in our barn, it was my pigs who described precisely
to me what the spirit looked like. This information was invaluable,
and greatly assisted us in the process of professionally evacuating
the spirit.
To sum it up, I, Peg "Pork" Hanson, highly suggest
that people begin communicating and listening to their animals.
Thank you.
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