I was born in a castle in Cornwall,
Great Britain. Although my lineage is steeped in nobility,
I chose to relinquish my royal robes and venture upon a path
of excitement and adventure of spirit. Preceding the passing
of my beloved pet, Poodle-Puff, I had unfortunately, no sense
of the spiritual realm whatsoever. This had left my life,
at times, seeming like a frightening chasm bereft of hope.
Needless to say, when Poodle-Puff passed, I was a bit discombobulated.
"Oh Poodle-Puff, Poodle-Puff how could you leave me so."
I was quite distraught when I left for work the next morning,
but my whole life changed upon my return home when, as I opened
the door, I saw the most beautiful sight I'd ever seen. Poodle-Puff
had returned from The Great Beyond and left me a puddle of
pee as proof he was doing just fine and dandy in his "new
life." I was so moved I decided to share my experience
with others and am currently on a book tour of the United
States signing copies of my latest best-seller "Pets
Are People Too; Ten Trusted Telepathic Ways To Communicate
With Your Best Friend."